I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be